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Wednesday 18 May 2011

Zookeeper Trailer

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This is purely posted in the interest of fairness. This blog does not endorse this movie nor does it even remotely like it. It's here because it's a slow news day.

Kevin James, of Paul Blart: Mall Cop fame, is Dr Doolittle. Basically. Well that's the general jist of things. The story is inconsequential really as the trailer tells you all you need to know.

Yes, after watching this trailer you will know exactly how this turd will pan out. Guy loves girl who is shallow and self repugnant and refuses his proposal because he's a Zookeeper. Really? Stay with me. Guy gets a second chance at said girl by being offered a new job as a sleazy car salesman. Really? Stay with me, it gets worse. Animals find out about this and thus start talking to him and telling him how to really win over girl who he clearly will never end up with. Why? Well glad you asked because his co-worker just so happens to be Rosario Dawson who just so happens to love animals, just like our protagonist, has common interests and secretly holds a flame for him. GUESS WHO HE WILL END UP WITH?!!!!

I know its meant to be for the kids, and I'm sure it'll make money, but come on, put more of an effort in. I remember back in the eighties/nineties when kids films were fun, intelligent and engaging not patronising.

Watch the trailer to see what I mean. Oh and don't be confused, this isn't an advert for TGI Fridays, although I'm sure it could be.

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