Where to start? The god awful Photoshopping? The minuscule heads on huge bodies? The fact that it would have been binned in 1985 as a bad VHS cover (thanks Total Film!)
Good god its terrible. Yes that's supposed to be Orlando Bloom at the very top there. Orlando Bloom?! Poor old Christoph Waltz on the right has had his head shrunk and neck removed while Milla Jovovich seems to have had a neck extension and head enlargement procedure.
The stupid, inexplicably tiny action set pieces at the bottom are laughable just because you have to squint to see what's going on - is that two charred bodies in a flaming inferno?
The funniest thing though, is the little dude on the left who's about to be ear raped by a giant. Giggity giggity, oh yeah!
Click to embiggen - if you dare.
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